Grazed By A Goober

HILARIOUS!!!!!!

I LOVE TO LAUGH,

O B V I O U S L Y!

AND ONE OF MY MOST VERY FAVORITE

PERSONS TO LAUGH AT IS

ME!!!!!!

Yes, that's right... true happiness is being able to find humor first in your own life.

Well, this evening... HUMOR came flying across the room at me!

Tonight, Craig and I enjoyed dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse.

Out of nowhere... mid-meal,

I was hit directly on the top of my head by a hurling PEANUT!!!  YES, you read correctly... a busted goober came whizzing across the crowded restaurant and bounced right off my noggin!!!

Of course, NO ONE saw it!

Not even CRAIG!

I know, because I asked him and then hastily glanced around the room hunting for the guilty (yet SHARP) shooter.  Plus, at first I wasn't even sure what hit me, literally.

Then right there on the floor next to our table laid the shrapnel and here, my friends, is a photo to prove my assault:

I CURSE YOU, GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER!

Here's a classic reference
for my 'pun' lovin' friends!