January 16, 2010

Grazed By A Goober

HILARIOUS!!!!!!
I LOVE TO LAUGH,
O B V I O U S L Y!
AND ONE OF MY MOST VERY FAVORITE
PERSONS TO LAUGH AT IS
ME!!!!!!
Yes, that's right... true happiness is being able to find humor first in your own life.
Well, this evening... HUMOR came flying across the room at me!

Tonight, Craig and I enjoyed dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse.

Out of nowhere... mid-meal,
I was hit directly on the top of my head by a hurling PEANUT!!!  YES, you read correctly... a busted goober came whizzing across the crowded restaurant and bounced right off my noggin!!!
Of course, NO ONE saw it!
Not even CRAIG!
I know, because I asked him and then hastily glanced around the room hunting for the guilty (yet SHARP) shooter.  Plus, at first I wasn't even sure what hit me, literally.

Then right there on the floor next to our table laid the shrapnel and here, my friends, is a photo to prove my assault:

I CURSE YOU, GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER!



Here's a classic reference
for my 'pun' lovin' friends!


3 comments:

Michelle Prather said...

Oh how I would LOVE to have been that sharp shooter!

crit said...

me too... though i DID have the honor of witnessing a game piece stuck to your forehead.. so that'll just have to suffice!

amanda said...

This could only happen to you Betsy, only to you!!
HAHA!