hard as nails

Today I experienced a parenting FIRST!!!

It's been awhile since I've gone through

something that hasn't already happened before.

I was clipping Luke's toenails,

Snip  Snip  Snip

(gross topic, I know)

I typically do this after the shower

when they're softer, but I did it today

when they're hard as "nails"!

hardy har har

In an instant one flew straight into my eyeball!!!

OUCHY!!!! I seriously had a little dagger

in my eye for a few seconds.

It was disgusting AND it hurt!!!!

This has NEVER happened before,

and I hope it NEVER happens again. 

It may be time to show Luke

how to cut his own stupid nails!

PS  I almost posted this on facebook,

but I decided I'd rather not let the

300 people who know me read it,

but rather just the few who actually care

about us.  Don't you feel honored!?!?!!?!!!!!